C
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C developers did not choose the easy path. They chose the path where you manage your own memory, where a missing pointer ruins your afternoon, and where malloc is both a tool and a threat. Respect.
The C collection is printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft fabric, retail fit, built to survive both a segmentation fault and the laundry. Each design is a little piece of the developer experience you didn't know you needed on a shirt. Dark mode included.